Damn BodyJam

Body Jam

There are 3 questions on the Les Mills site for this class - one on whether it's a good workout (will I look like Gerry Halliwell in "It's Raining Men"), one on what to wear (would Trinny and Susanna approve of Umbro soccer shorts?) and the other:

I'm worried that BODYJAM® might be too complicated for me. Will I be able to keep up?

Yes, you'll need to relax and just go with the music and the moves. We have a weekly technique class which teaches you slowly and systematically how to do the moves.

This is confusing. I thought it said, yes - you will keep up. BUT having done my second class on Sunday I see it actually reads, yes - it is too complicated for you.

Nothing beats your spirit up by re-experiencing the "dance fright" from your blue-light disco days than a dance class full of old, young, frumpy and fab Justine Timberlakes. Really I should have stayed on and drank wine with Knit Rangers - don't think that's going to get too complicated!

Maybe my mortgage-induced lack of nights in clubs is starting to have affect - maybe my dancing skills are gone and I'll have to resort to line-dancing.

Or maybe I never had any in the first place ........